SITUATIONOTHERSME
travels long way for date romantic, considerate creepy
makes decisions individually strong, independent arsehole
makes decisions collectively sensitive, considerate weak, needy
gets haircut stylish gay
exercises dynamic, powerful fat, desperate
works hard determined, focused lonely
quits job adventurous stupid
joins band in touch with inner artist desperate to get laid
quits band realistic, mature quitter
has money driven, smart lucky
has no money other cooler priorities stupid
has cool girlfriend cool must have money
has uncool girlfriend sees her cool side uncool together
drives cool car taste, style compensating
drives crappy car other cooler priorities boring
plays roleplaying games whimsical, quirky, in touch with child uber-geek, avoid
drinks pints down to earth hooligan
drinks wine educated pretentious
drinks spirits refined gay