| SITUATION | OTHERS | ME |
| travels long way for date |
romantic, considerate |
creepy |
| makes decisions individually |
strong, independent |
arsehole |
| makes decisions collectively |
sensitive, considerate |
weak, needy |
| gets haircut |
stylish |
gay |
| exercises |
dynamic, powerful |
fat, desperate |
| works hard |
determined, focused |
lonely |
| quits job |
adventurous |
stupid |
| joins band |
in touch with inner artist |
desperate to get laid |
| quits band |
realistic, mature |
quitter |
| has money |
driven, smart |
lucky |
| has no money |
other cooler priorities |
stupid |
| has cool girlfriend |
cool |
must have money |
| has uncool girlfriend |
sees her cool side |
uncool together |
| drives cool car |
taste, style |
compensating |
| drives crappy car |
other cooler priorities |
boring |
| plays roleplaying games |
whimsical, quirky, in touch with child |
uber-geek, avoid |
| drinks pints |
down to earth |
hooligan |
| drinks wine |
educated |
pretentious |
| drinks spirits |
refined |
gay |