SITUATION | OTHERS | ME |
travels long way for date |
romantic, considerate |
creepy |
makes decisions individually |
strong, independent |
arsehole |
makes decisions collectively |
sensitive, considerate |
weak, needy |
gets haircut |
stylish |
gay |
exercises |
dynamic, powerful |
fat, desperate |
works hard |
determined, focused |
lonely |
quits job |
adventurous |
stupid |
joins band |
in touch with inner artist |
desperate to get laid |
quits band |
realistic, mature |
quitter |
has money |
driven, smart |
lucky |
has no money |
other cooler priorities |
stupid |
has cool girlfriend |
cool |
must have money |
has uncool girlfriend |
sees her cool side |
uncool together |
drives cool car |
taste, style |
compensating |
drives crappy car |
other cooler priorities |
boring |
plays roleplaying games |
whimsical, quirky, in touch with child |
uber-geek, avoid |
drinks pints |
down to earth |
hooligan |
drinks wine |
educated |
pretentious |
drinks spirits |
refined |
gay |